i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
