would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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