thus making me awesome and them whores
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Maybe he injected his testicle?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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