Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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