So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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