So drunk its hurt
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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