Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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