This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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