how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
