as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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