I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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