I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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