No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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