id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This is my gift to your gina
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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