Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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