Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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