There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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