Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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