p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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