I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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