On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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