I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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