they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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