the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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