dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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