i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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