I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
