im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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