just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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