just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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