butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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