he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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