i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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