Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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