Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
whose parrot is this?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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