Will you blow on my dice?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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