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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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