I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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