office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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