It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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