super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And then my night got REAL pukey
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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