suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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