You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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