he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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