Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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