i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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