her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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