woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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