So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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