also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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