it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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