question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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